even though i haven't found you yet, i take comfort in knowing you haven't found me either. be patient.
Tanya Dziahileva by Greg Lotus for Vogue Italia August 2009
I didn’t know earrings were an available accessory on this robot model.
There’s a Phoenix joke in there somewhere but I can’t right now because this new robot model is making me wetter than when I heard that Reagan was shot.
It looks like this robot took got a tanning package.
Robots cannot operate a camera phone.  This is dumb.
…and straight on til morning
I’ll raise this robot a Big Mac and some back fat.
Robots can’t skype!
This robot found a cute hat!
Woah, we’re reading the same book.  Weird.  I guess we should get married or something now…
This picture is false.  He’d never be alone in that bed.